Ysgrifenwyd y darn yma gan Stephen o Ysgol Thomas Ellis, Caergybi.
  

The Alien Teacher.

"Get out, get out!!" Moduke shouted.  Moduke was the boss of Rupture farms. He had just kicked Abe out of his room for breaking a cigar from his collection. Moduke was venom. One of the most horrible creatures on planet Titania. He was brown with straight ears.
Abe came flying across the ground and landed in a mud puddle. Suddenly Tripod came flying towards Abe. Tripod was Abe's pet. He was skinny because Abe had now money to buy him food. He was blue with a green head.
Abe got up from the mud puddle and wet to his spaceship and flew from planet Titania. Tripod followed him. They travelled through space. "Now Tripod, we have got to find a job," Abe said.
"Beep,Beep." Abe's computer had found a planet with life onit and loads of jobs.
"Quiet class!!" Mrs Molar screamed. "Today we are having a new teacher his name is........"Hello" a voice said from around the corner. It was Abe. He had found the school.
"Now this is Mr Abe." Abe turned in front of the class very embarassed.
Mrs Molar left the room. All the kids put their hands up. Abe asked the closest kid what he wanted. He said, "Where are you from?" "Titania," Abe said. All the kids fainted.. They were on the floor for fifteen minutes. Suddenly the bell rang, all the kids ran from the class and went outside. Abe was very confused.
Then the headmistress came in. "It's dinner time," she said. Abe grabbed two books for bread, ripped the corner of the mat, found some slugs,put them between the books and slopped Tipp-ex on them. He liked Wockie Sandwiches with White Sauce. The kids entered the room and they saw a cauldron. Abe put in lots of weird stuff.
Simon knew everything. He was smart, intelligent and very stubborn. He had brown hair, brown eyes and glasses.
Abe threw in some powder and "BOOM," steam had blown from the pot.
Simon couldn't see a thing begause his glasses had steamed up. All the other kids fainted. They were on the floor for twenty minutes.
Finally it was home time.

The next day, Abe went to school. The kids' project was the Human Body.
They arrived in class. "Class. Today we are studying the heart," Abe said. "As we should all know our heart is the size of our head and it should beat one thousand times a minute. If it doesn't, you're in
trouble," Abe said. He had scared the kids to death. "Now put your hand on your heart. Simon put HIS hand where his heart is. Abe shouted,"Your heart is in your HEAD. You have got your heart on your BRAIN. Now when I say, go and count how many times your heart beats, and when I say stop,
you stop....Go!"
The minute was up and Abe asked Simon, "How many times did your heart beat?"
"None," Simon replied.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!" Abe shouted at the top of his voice."What about you Gary?" "None" replied Gary. Abe fainted. The headmistress came in.The class left school early.

Danny Rashid was known as the "chewy guy." Abe walked throught he class, but stood on Simon's glasses, fell on the chair and stuck with chewing gum. the bell rang and the kids ran out. Abe was on duty. He looked around and saw a knife on the floor, picked it up, cut the gum and went outside. The bell rang again, this time for the kids to come in,"BrrrrrB" The firw alarm rang, the children hurried outside and made a line. Smoke was coming from the kitchen. Abe ran in, grabbed a fire extinguisher, walked through the school, went into the kitchen, called the fire brigade and wedt to rescue the cooks. The fire engine......came. Abe by now was outside with the cooks when the police came. As soon as they saw Abe they took him to a laboratory.
Abe was scared; he didn't know what was going to happen to him.
Suddenly, several people came into the room with masks on. They started to examine him. Suddenly cooks came in carrying frying pans, rolling pins and all kinds of kitchen utensils.
"BANG BOOM OW!!" The cooks escaped with Abe and went home to Earth.
At last, the school had been built back up, Abe went to school.
"Hello Class" he said. the kids put their hands up, and told Simon, "HA HA!! At least we are not aliens," and went home. He turned on the television. The news was on It reported "Minimum 14 Ysgol Manworm School cooks knocked eight scientists unconscious. Also there is an alien on the loose. I fyou see this alien, then contact this number 01407-764300." Abe gave up. He went to the scientists and persuaded them to launch him and Tripod to Space and back to Titania.
He eventually found a weekend job and worked there for the rest of his life.

Stephen Roberts